“Opposites don't just attract they freaking catch fire and burn the entire city down1”

“True enough and opposites don't just attract they freaking catch fire and burn the entire city down.”

“I wasn’t the type that got jealous, I mean I lived my entire life not being as good as my twin, so I couldn’t understand the murderous rage that was suddenly flowing through me, the sudden need to claim something, to announce to the world that she was mine...”

“Look I have somewhere I have to be and I don’t particularly love that I have to go, but you freaking out and making a scene is not going to do anything other than piss me off. I hope you had a good time last night and you can leave your number but we both know the chances of me calling you are slim to none. If you don’t want to be treated like crap maybe you should stop going home with drunken dudes you don’t know. Trust me we’re really only after one thing and the next morning all we really want is for you to go quietly away. I have a headache and I feel like I’m going to hurl, plus I have to spend the next hour in a car with someone that will be silently loathing me and joyously plotting my death so really can we just save the histrionics and get a move on it?”

“Come on Shaw, just a little kiss. It's my birthday and I missed you so bad.”

“Next time you could just pee in a circle around me so that they know you’ve already been there.”

“This is what I have to offer you Shaw and just like you let me be your first, I'm letting you be mine.”