“Tiger proudly roars.Dragon dives and Phoenix soars.Fox gets the chicken.”
“There can be no real fight between a tiger and a chicken; between the love and the man; between the strong and the weak!”
“Fuck you, human. (Phoenix)Wow, boys and girls, they’re just so inviting, aren’t they. Martha Stewart would be proud. (Susan)”
“When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too.”
“Motherhood is when eating chicken soup; the kids get the chicken and you get the soup and you would still feel happily stuffed.”
“To go to the wine house and not to get drunk is as difficult as to dive into a pool and not get wet!”