“Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's third wife Day.”
Jay Leno
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules.”
Lisa Vanderpump
Simply Divine: A Guide to Easy, Elegant, and Affordable Entertaining
“First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't have kids. Third, if I was insane enough to get married and have kids, it would be a cold day in hell I'd let you babysit.”
Jennifer Crusie
Bet Me
“How is Oberon these days? Still being henpecked by that basilisk of a wife?""Don't insult the basilisk...”
Julie Kagawa
The Iron Daughter
“Dad always insisted a man's job was to protect the women he love-whether mother, siser, wife, or teasured lover.”
Olivia Cunning
Rock Hard
“I just don't want to forget this first day of the rest of my life!”
Dave Pelzer
The Lost Boy