“A pervert is anybody kinkier than you are”
“I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they’re always being perverty when I’m around.”
“I want to assure you, I’m not that kind of pervert. But don’t worry, goat lady, there’s somebody for everybody. Or anybody for nobody. Maybe I have that backwards, and upside down.”
“You are as good as anybody and better than most”
“You bookish little pervert.”
“I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else.”