“You know the type: loud as a motorbike but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.”
“...anyone who thinks that all fruits ripen at the same time as strawberries, knows nothing of grapes.”
“Waste not your Hour, nor in the vain pursuit Of This and That endeavor and dispute; Better be merry with the fruitful Grape Than sadden after none, or bitter, fruit.”
“Name three types of olives.""Olives! I wouldn't know one type!""Well, there are three. You can get green ones, you can get black ones, or you can get stuffed.”
“The fight is never about grapes or lettuce. It is always about people.”
“The fruit of youth or of the grape, the transitory magic of the brief passage from darkness to darkness - the old illusion that truth and beauty were in some way entwined.”