“If at first you don't succeed, try to eat a big lunch and take a nap...er wait, no... #badadvice”
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. ”
“That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.”
“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
“A motto I've adopted is, if at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried.”