“if at first you don't wake up try, try again...”

“If at first you don't succeed, try to eat a big lunch and take a nap...er wait, no... #badadvice”

“Some things don't need to be said. Some things need to be said. There I said it.”

“Many say "What goes up must come down." I believe this was spoken by a pessimist. I believe it is vitally important to remember that "What goes up...must have started some place." #workhard”

“Great words, golden promises, built up exploits plus lack of character equals low down dirty fraud.”

“We shouldn't go to the Bible to back up what we believe. We should look to the Bible to determine what we believe.”

“If you think you know everything; you know nothing. If you think you know nothing; you know something.”