“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!”
“When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD.”
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”
“When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'!”
“When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.”
“When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.”