“Following Jesse's wonderful advice I will have to change my quote to:If have a sense of humour, you'll love my books; if you don't have a sense of humour, please read my books nonetheless--no matter what you have please just read my books.”
“As he grinned, a dimple formed on his right cheek. My heart quivered. Men like him should come with a warning: date at your own risk”
“No, you just keep polishing your fangs or whatever you guys do in there.”
“And then I got what she was saying. In the paranormal world, everyone was your enemy.”
“Congrats, bro. You've just sold your soul to the devil. Wait. You don't have a soul.”
“Can't you see, Amber? Losing you would be like a stake to my heart.”