“You haven't told her?" Cass shouted. "You're the worst boyfriend ever!”

“Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?""In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.”

“Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut?...You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now.”

“I'm sorry," she said humbly. "I haven't wanted to lie to you.""I should hope so. You're the worst liar I've ever met." He thought about it for a moment, then added, "--or the best. Now I'm all confused.”

“you ever been trapped in a world where you're everyone's worst nightmare?”

“Has anyone ever told you that you have incredibly beautiful eyes?""Yes, and you're prevaricating!""And that you're extremely well-spoken, too?" he continued, ignoring her remark.”