“I frowned. This from a man who just watched a midget riding a gimp?”
“Education will only take you so far. To go even further, I’d recommend getting a piggyback ride from a midget half your body weight.”
“Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!”
“We had a blast at my magical birthday party. There were midgets, fairies, glass slippers, and I actually got to ride in a pumpkin.”
“Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.”
“I am one pair of roses away from the grave,” I told the midget with the twelve-inch erection. It wasn’t his—he was just holding it for a friend (that impressive penis belonged to a much taller man). Ah, but that’s life, no?”