“Sometimes Fate does something so brilliant that you forget for a minute what a cruel bitch she can be.”

“Without the existance of people to acknowledge or dispute your greatness, your greatness is irrelevant. You are because they are. Without them, no matter how they treat you, you would not exist. Treat all the world as if you owe it your gratitude, because even the cruel and heartless define who you are.”

“It's not who you know, it's who you can convince.”

“A wealth of experience and wisdom doesn't have to be a dead giveaway to your increasing years. The spin you put on it is what will keep you young. Don't let it make you bitter. Learn from it, and let it make you better.”

“Life keeps throwing me curve balls and I don't even own a bat. At least my dodging skills are improving.”

“That bitch fate has a cruel sense of humor.”

“Memory can refuse to let you forget what you’d like to and run away with what you want to remember. It’s an unreliable bitch, or your best friend. Sometimes, it’s both at once.”