“Now that, would be a really dumb ass thing to do.”
“MY ASS MIGHT BE DUMB, BUT I'M NOT A DUMB ASS.”
“It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.”
“That's a dumb-ass idea." She was too angry to curb her mouth. "You're a dumb-ass." She tried to kick and got nowhere. "Even Jesus thinks you're a dumb-ass.”
“Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures...”
“...because being a smart-ass is always preferable to being a dumb-ass.”