“One of the delights beyond the grasp of youth is that of Not Going. Not to have an invitation for the dance, the party, the picnic, the excursion is to be diminished. To have an invitation and then not to be able to go -- oh cursed spite! Now I do not care the rottenest fig whether I receive an invitation or not. After years of illusion, I finally decided I was missing nothing by Not Going. I no longer care whether I am missing anything or not.”
“Pixies have to be invited in, like vampires. I read it on the Internet.""Well, there you go," I mutter. "Then it must be true.”
“I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.”
“In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.”
“If God had to go to such lengths to invite people to his birthday party, I reasoned, He probably wasn't serving very good cake.”
“if I made a habit of waiting for an invitation, I’d never get to go anywhere. - Puck”