“I'll be damned if I act like a mouse, you overgrown tomcat.”
“I brandished my parasol at him like a rapier. "You, sir, are an abominable scalawag of a man, and I'll be damned if I let you threaten me.”
“...At your age?' My ass. As long as I feed & support my family, do my job & do it well, I'll act any age as I damn well please.”
“You damn morphodite, I'll kill you!”
“I'll be damned, you got laid.”
“And I'll act like I have faith, and like that faith never ends, but I really just have friends.”