“You know, I'm terribly pleased to hear you're barking and snarling when you think some tramp is sending you sexy little surprises," she teased. "But since I'm the tramp...can you maybe come in the room?"-Alexis to her husband”

“I'm part of the package, kitten. Your bodyguard, babysitter and tattle-tale, all rolled into one." Flashing his teeth at me, he added, "Aren't you pleased?”

“Child, you suffer from an excess of great stupidity or great bravery. I'm not sure which.”

“I'll be damned if I act like a mouse, you overgrown tomcat.”

“I just sliced and diced a Burmese python while you were busy growling at the universe, fuzz bucket.”

“In the back of my mind, some part of me thought: Pretty... And I immediately wanted to punch myself.”

“I wasn't human enough to die easily.”