“Pretentious.""So? I love pretentious people!""Why?""They try so hard to be interesting, you don't have to do any work.”
“The only way to write well, so that people believe what we say and are interested or touched by it, is to slough off all pretentiousness and attitudinizing.”
“I am hard to disgust, but a pretentious poet can do it”
“Why? Why do humans always look to the sky? Why do you try so hard to fly when you don't have any wings? We'll run on our own legs.”
“Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. ”
“You live for pretentious metaphors.”