“Well, who doesn't love a good mpreg?""A what?""Sim gets man-pregnant? Gives birth to twins during a tornado?""I'll pretend I never heard that.""Here, I'll read you the wedding one -""NO.”

“Here's what I suggest," he said. "You pretend that rats can think, and I'll promise to pretend that humans can think, too.”

“Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”

“How does it happen that a writer who's not even very good - and I can say that, I've read four or five of his books - gets to be in charge of the world's destiny? Or of the entire universe's?"If he's not very good, why didn't you stop at one?"Mrs. Tassenbaum smiled. "Touché. He is readable, I'll give him that - tells a good story...”

“And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love me.XOXO,Gossip Girl”

“I'll always be here," he said softly. "You can never fill my need, never drive me away, no matter how much you give me. The good or the bad. I'll always be hungry for emotion, always and forever, and I can feel you hurting. I can turn it to joy. If you'll let me.”