“I am one of those old-fashioned ministers who believe the whole Bible and everything that it contains.”

“It is always a joy to meet an American, Mr. Moulton, for I am one of those who believes that the folly of a monarch and the blundering of a minister in far-gone years will not prevent our children from being some day citizens of the same world-wide country under a flag which shall be a quartering of the Union Jack with the Stars and Stripes.”

“There are those who say that seeing is believing. I am telling you that believing is seeing.”

“Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.”

“I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.”

“All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States -- and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!”