“No. This was a crude and adolescent way of talking to the fairer gender, it rarely works. When it does work, the woman that falls for it isn’t even suitable for a satisfying sexual encounter. A good way to weed out the poor decisions and unacceptable mistakes though, and a better way to catch a horrible case of the dick rot. Trial and error. A few hit points missing is better for skill gain anyway.”

“I got better the way everyone gets better: by trial and error and error and error, by fumbling around and making mistakes but not giving up and working incredibly hard at it every day and eventually, through a painful and laborious process of eliminating every wrong turn, finding my way.”

“In talking with happy people, I found they've all figured out ways to focus on three things: Good Decisions, Good Relationships and Good Work.(paraphrased from the Inbox Zero Video)”

“Life rarely works out the way you imagine...It plots when you're not looking.”

“Living your life working for peace and a better humanity is an awesome task. Even if you are mocked, laughed at and ridiculed for it...there is no better way.”

“There’s no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.”