“Get out of the lab occasionally, Stiles.""Why? There are people out there. Nothing fucks things up faster than people.”
“If you're at a party with more than five people named Chad, get the fuck out right away.”
“A lot of smart young people have come out of Indiana. The smarter they are, the faster they come out”
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
“There are two ways to make money in a capitalist, patriarchal setting:1. Fuck other people over faster and more efficiently than they fuck you over.2. Whore”
“Why do bad things happen to good people?To balance out the good things that happen to bad people.”