“I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant.”
“Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!”
“I'd rather be weird and know it than be a stupid ass.”
“I'd rather be a little behind than a big ass.”
“I'd rather wear bare skin than raw silk any day.”
“I'd rather hear an ugly truth, rather than an obscure lie.”