“... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.”
“I’m big on body language. If you give me the air hand job gesture, I might try to stick my dick in your closed, circular hand.”
“Didn't know she was spoken for.""You do now", Jack snarled. "And the next time you try to pass off your bloody Fae nectar on a human, I'll shove your little horned head up your arse and hold it there until you stop twitching.”
“Get your eyes off my dick and get your butt in the shower...”
“Try anything like that again and that cute arse of yours will be the same colour your face is right now.”
“The world is like a cucumber—today it's in your hand, tomorrow up your arse.”