“I'm going to see if Morris has a spare spine lying around you can borrow if you're scared to speak to that high-heeled, smug-ass bitch, Peabody.”

“you boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.”

“You just called me a bitch!But that's not a bad thing. See what I meant was you're an unapologetic hard ass!”

“Well if that's the kind of pride you're talking about, you can bet your ass, I'm going to mess with it.”

“This is about as simple as games get. There isn't even the paltriest context for what you're doing; you're not exacting revenge on limbless pigs or feeding your pet bitch-lizard. You're a ninja, fruit is flying up in front of you, and fuck fruit. Sitting around all smug on trees and in pies.”

“I'm falling for you so hard that I can feel the scrapes on my knees as I'm brought to them. I understand you are scared because I'm absolutely terrified, but I'm not going to hurt you or kick you when you're down.”