“Lots of people think things would be better some other way. That's why the world's lousy with theme parks.”
“That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
“Either we're making the world a better place or we're making it a better place for parking lots.”
“If I'm a lousy writer, then an awful lot of people have lousy taste.”
“I'm a lousy writer; a helluva lot of people have got lousy taste.”
“Life's a lot different from what people pretend. That's why pretending is fun. I used to think it was some special wickedness of my own that made such queer things happen. Now I'm beginning to guess that everybody's like that.”