“That's the terrible part. I swear to God I'm a madman.”
“But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.”
“Who me? God, no, I'm terrible . . . " Then, just as an experiment, I say, "And, besides, I don't think I'm good-looking enough to be an actor." Oh, that's not true! There are lots of actors who aren't good-looking . . .”
“that's too small! i swear.”
“I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but that's the great part: I don't have to be.”
“Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will.”