“The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding.”

“The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.”

“Wayside school is falling down, falling down, falling down,Wayside school is falling down my fair lady.Kids go splat as they hit the ground, hit the ground, hit the ground,Kids go splat as the hit the ground my fair lady.Broken bones and blood and gore, blood and gore, blood and gore,Broken bones and blood and gore my fair lady.We don't have to go to school no more, school no more, school no more,We don't have to go to school no more my fair lady.”

“What being home-schooled has taught me, more than anything, is what a waste of a life high school is.”

“Value is more expensive than price.”

“The president stopped and turned. "You are a soldier of fortune."Gentry pushed him forward. "After expenses, I'm really more like a soldier of the middle class.”