“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”

“i don't know. i don't care. all i know is when you pay for something that's supposed to give you a cup of coffee, you deserve to get your fucking cup of coffee.”

“Like this cup, you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you wisdom unless you first empty your cup?”

“It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”

“We all have the ability to be successful. But the truth about success is that it starts from within you. It starts by changing your internal thoughts about how you feel. Once you do that, the world is in your hands. You literally have the ability to have anything you want as long as your internal thoughts truly reflect what you want in your life and what you believe you can achieve.”

“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?”