“In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.”
“There's more to life than dating the boy on the football team.”
“Time played on the opposite team.”
“If your football team fails to score, you can’t just change their kit and expect to play again”
“Hornergy' is Zen's term for the indomitable athletic edge powered by sexual restraint. The basketball, baseball and football teams haven't had a winning season in years. The table-tennis team, however, is undefeated.”
“They looked like linebackers on a prison football team, whose idea of commincation was to smash into something at full speed, preferably another person.”