“Gentlemen, if my love for you equaled my ignorance of everything concerning you, it would indeed be unbounded.”

“Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It's an equal opportunity fetish." (Sebastian)”

“There is one way in this country in which all men are created equal—there is one human institution that makes a pauper the equal of a Rockefeller, the stupid man the equal of an Einstein, and the ignorant man the equal of any college president. That institution, gentlemen, is the court.”

“You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.”

“When I beheld you, suddenly - for perhaps a second - I had the strength to reject everything that wasn't you and to laugh at the illusion. But my shoulders are very frail. I was unable to bear the weight of the world's condemnation. And I began to hate you when everything about you would have kindled my love and when love would have made men's contempt unbearable, and their contempt would have made my love unbearable. The fact is, I hate you.”

“Suddenly my arms and my life felt very empty indeed. Julia...i love you.”