“Life was a pre-death experience.”
“It is practically a matter of life or death for a True Cock Worshiper to taste pre-cum.”
“All of life is a near-death experience.”
“You are actually pre-paving your future experiences constantly. ... You are continually projecting your expectations into your future experiences.”
“Never mind ‘near death experiences.’ Try having a ‘near life experience.’ Much more interesting.”
“Those who shun the whimsy in life will experience rigormortis before death.”