“Stories are always true... it's the facts that mislead.”
“Facts are often misleading; Rumours on the contrary , true or false, are often revealing.”
“You can't truly understand a fact by watching its' true story version.”
“Obama has said his opponents were trying to 'scare and mislead the American people,' when in fact his opponents are the American people whom he is trying to scare and mislead.”
“Women will always choose the man over the best friend. This is a sad but true fact of life, and it's only this certitude that makes me unashamed to admit it.”
“Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible.”