“A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise”
“CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.”
“I’m thinking we should have a vibrator ceremony. Maybe we can all stand around inthe dead of night, carrying candles and chanting while she buries them in her backyard,”
“I died last night. Seventy years too young.”
“Ben Says: Life can either be all about LOVE (Good vibrations) or HATE (Bad vibrations)...You make the decision!:) Timothy Pina Bullying Ben”
“He might be a vampire, hunter of the night and all-around badass, but a woman scorned was fucking scary.”