“Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.”
“The rarity of what you hold is more powerful than you can imagine. It is a gift for humanity and the most lethal curse to the vampires.”
“They should let my son be Federal Reserve chairman. At least he'll play with his toys and not ruin the economy.”
“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
“Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy.”
“Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky.-Kira to Mencheres”