“Be good only if being bad ain't more fun.”

“You be sweet to our boy here, and remember, be good only if being bad ain’t more fun!”

“...and remember, begood only if being bad ain’t more fun!”

“Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.”

“He's only being polite. You should look the word up," Denise settled on.Ian snorted. "And angels fly out of my arse when I fart."First Drop of Crimson by Jeaniene FrostPage 78”

“Mom, this is Annette. Back in the seventeen hundreds when Bones was a gigolo, she used to pay him to fuck her, but after more than two hundred years for banging him, now they're just good friends." p”

“Maybe it was a good thing that Bones was putting Don's remains away instead of me. With my current emotional state, I'd probably think the only safe place for his ashes was tucked inside my clothes next to the garlic and weed.”