“If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.”
“Oh, I'll enjoy myself. I want to make sure you enjoy yourself." "Why?" I said. "If you enjoy yourself, then there's a better chance you'll want to be with me again.”
“Elora: "If you bite me, I'll stake you."Baka: "If I bite you, I'll stake myself.”
“Bite me, Dracula.”
“A bite will still hurt, but it won't kill you.”
“Open the whisky, Tom,' she ordered, 'and I'll make you a mint julep. Then you won't seem so stupid to yourself... Look at the mint!”