“If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.”

“Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling.""No you won't, nut muffin!”

“Where are we going? You never told me." "My home in Romania." Wow, this guy wasn’t kidding with his Dracula fixation.”

“Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch”

“Think anything like that at her again, and I'll kill you here and now."Madigan's scoff was uneasy. "Any attack on me -""Is the same as an attack on the United States itself," Bones finished, still in that deadly calm manner. "Heard you the first time - and didn't give a shite then, either.”

“All I'm saying is that sooner of later, you'll have to come to terms with yourself. You can't wish away the vampire in you, and you shouldn't keep atoning for it. You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it. Not to me, to your mum, or to anyone.”

“If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you....”