“It only takes one person to love, but it takes two to make a relationship work.”

“We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled.Is he still there?”

“There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away.”

“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.”

“Don’t take your hands off me even once tonight.” (Vlad)”

“He'll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.”

“Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth.Cat to Bones”