“Just call me an equal opportunity ass-kicker.”

“Need some help, Ass Kicker?”

“None of us are going to deny what other people are doing. If saying bullshit is somebody's thing, then he says bullshit. If somebody is an ass-kicker, then that's what he's going to do on this trip, kick asses. He's going to do it right out front and nobody is going to have anything to get pissed off about. He can just say, 'I'm sorry I kicked you in the ass, but I'm not sorry I'm an ass-kicker. That's what I do, I kick people in the ass.' Everybody is going to be what they are, and whatever they are, there's not going to be anything to apologize about. What we are, we're going to wail with on this whole trip.”

“There are just as many bitches out there as bastards. Equal opportunity asshole-ism.”

“You just called me a bitch!But that's not a bad thing. See what I meant was you're an unapologetic hard ass!”

“Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.”