“Kitty need's a tounge bath”

“Kira knew that his tounge felt like a vibrator set to the speed of Oh Hell Yeah”

“Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.”

“First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.”

“Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky.-Kira to Mencheres”

“I needed his attitude like I needed an extra pair of tits on my ass.”

“I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.”