“Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?”
“The older you get, the fewer slumber parties there are, and I hate that. I liked slumber parties. What happened to them?”
“Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.”
“What are they all doing there? Throwing a hellacious slumber party?” when no one said anything, I added, “Get it? Hellacious? Because they’re all…Forget it.”
“In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.”