“Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...”

“Sneaky, manipulating, merciless bloodsucker . . .” A chuckle drifted up to me. “Pillow talk already? You’ll have me hard before we’re even back in our room...”

“Only you would reduce centuries of the mythical undead to ‘fangy. ’ ” (Quinn to Lucy)”

“The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!”

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

“Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling.""No you won't, nut muffin!”

“You be sweet to our boy here, and remember, be good only if being bad ain’t more fun!”