“If I owned hell and west Texas, he said, I do believe I'd sell west Texas and live in hell.”
“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”
“She'd grown up believing in hell in an abstract nightmare way; but west Texas had given her something more concrete upon which to dread the afterlife.”
“You can all go to hell; I will go to Texas”
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.”
“Son, not everbody thinks that life on a cattle ranch in west Texas is the second best thing to dyin and goin to heaven.”