“People should think twice before making rude remarks," said Mrs. Lambchop. "And then not make them at all.”
“Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.”
“. . . Mrs. Lambchop sighed and shook her head. "You're at the office all day, having fun," she said. "You don't realize what I go through with the boys. They're very difficult."Kids are like that," Mr. Lambchop said. "Phases. Be patient, dear.”
“You should have risen above it," I said smugly. "It's not a slam at you when people are rude -- it's a slam at the people they've met before.”
“Mrs. Leene says I should think about people in the present tense. “It forces you to take responsibility for them,” she says.”
“Those who cry to be young again should think twice before they seal those prayers.”