“A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.”
“The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep”
“Never believe anything you hear, and only believe half of what you see.”
“Don't believe in everything you see girls, and only half of what you hear.”
“Pascal told only half the story. He said man was a thinking reed. What man is, is a thinking reed and a walking genital.”
“We hear and apprehend only what we already half know.”