“It's not that you can't get things done with the use of a cell phone; indeed you can get a lot of things done. However, the nature of what you get done is highly skewed. Just as the man with only a hammer sees everything as nails, the incessant cell phone user accomplishes a variety of tasks, understandably enough, that accrue directly to having a cell phone.”
“All cell phones in the air 'cause I want to see you guys shine.”
“A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss the easy to find cell phone size of the 1980s.”
“This was the downside to cell phones. It was nowhere near as as satisfying to press end as it was to slam a phone into its holder.”
“Cell phones are to adults what toy rattles are to infants.”
“Holy shit! Where's a cell phone camera when you need one?”