“So Achmed if you've been in my suitcase this entire time how have you been getting through security? Oh thats easy they open the suitcase and i say 'ello my name is lindey lohan!”

Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham - “So Achmed if you've been in my suitcase...” 1

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