“If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck”

“If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.”

“If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.”

“You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light”

“If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck”

“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'You know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.”

“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”