“If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.”
“You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light”
“If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck”
“You know what a redneck's last words are, right, Mace?"my aunt asked on the phone. "Hey y'all...watch this!”
“If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.”
“If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.”