“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”

Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy - “The problem with the designated driver...” 1

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