“It's a delight to trust somebody so completely.”

“It's mysterious what attracts you to a person.”

“I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know, average. ”

“I dreamed I was a man. But now the dream is over.”

“So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.”

“Anytime somebody is absolutely certain about something, they are almost always absolutely wrong”

“A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches”